Mesoamerican Shit (Humor)

Olmecs: Shit happened, but nobody knows what it was.

Maya: Let it be known that in accordance with the scribes of Kawak-Sky that shit first happened on the date 13.0.0.0.0 4 Ahau 8 Kumk’u.

Teotihuacan: Shit happened and then the sun rose.

Toltecs: Everyone thinks we have the best shit!

Huastecs: We’re not wearing any shit…

Mixtecs: Let’s paint a pretty picture of shit happening.

Huichol: We ate this cactus and shit started to happen.

Tepanecs: We used to control all this shit.

Acolhua: Shit happened so we wrote a poem about it.

Mexica: We need more blood to keep shit from happening!

Aztecs in general: The gods made shit and then the Spaniards took it.

Incas: What the hell do we have to do with any of this shit?